Women

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say "No" in any of them.
Dorothy Parker

All women are good - good for nothing, or good for something.
Miguel De Cervantes

Faithful women are all alike. They think only of their fidelity and not of their husbands.
Jean Giraudoux

I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton

In politics, if you want anything said ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
Margaret Thatcher

I think the key is for women not to set any limits.
Martina Navratilova

My name is Raquel Welch. I am here for Visual Effects. And I have two of them. [presenting Best Visual Effects Oscar]
Raquel Welch

Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.
Marcel Achard

Women should be obscene and not heard.
Groucho Marx

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
Dick Van Dyke

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Groucho Marx

...my dear boy, no woman is a genius. They are a decorative sex. They never have anything to say, but they say it charmingly. Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals. (The Picture of Dorian Gray)
Oscar Wilde

A woman who cannot make her mistakes charming, is only a female. (Lord Arthur Savile's Crime)
Oscar Wilde

A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.
Oscar Wilde

A woman begins by resisting a man's advances, and ends by blocking his retreat.
Oscar Wilde

The strength of women comes from the fact that psychology cannot explain us. Men can be analyzed, women… merely adored. (An Ideal Husband)
Oscar Wilde

Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years. (The Importance of Being Earnest, Act 3)
Oscar Wilde

When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs. (The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891)
Oscar Wilde

Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our intellects. (The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891)
Oscar Wilde